The Worst Of Them

The 100 Worst Horror Movie Names

IMPORTANT: This list says absolutely nothing about the quality of the films themselves.

100 - There Is a Secret in My Soup (IMDb) 2001 – Hong Kong If you know about it, don't fall for it.
99 - Love Me Vampire (IMDb) 1986 – Hong Kong Is that to be said with a Cockney twang?
98 - Porno Holocaust (IMDb) 1981 - Italy Everyone goes blind and gets hairy palms leading to civilisations fall?
97 - The Sinners of Hell (IMDb) 1960 - Japan Isn't that like saying “The English of England”?
96 - Nude Fear (IMDb) 1998 – Hong Kong Not an epsiode of Arrested Development.
95 - I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (IMDb) 2006 - USA Good for you.
94 - Night of the Bloody Apes (IMDb) 1969 - Mexico Everyone likes monkeys. Nobody likes bloody apes. Fact.
93 - The Maniac Responsible (IMDb) 1975 - Italy But is he legally responsible if he's affilicted by mania?
92 - The Adult Version of Jekyll & Hide (IMDb) 1972 - USA A title with all the titilation of a human reporduction textbook. And what's with the spelling of "Hyde"?
91 - The Horrible Sexy Vampire (IMDb) 1970 - Spain A goth girl who smells of cigarettes, mayhaps?
90 - The Exorcist: The Version You Haven't Seen Yet (IMDb) 1973 - USA This title will self-destruct in two hours.
89 - The Hotel!! (IMDb) 2002 - Thailand What about it??
88 - Bodies Bear Traces of Carnal Violence (IMDb) 1973 - Italy Could be a TV Guide synopsis of SVU.
87 - Sewage Baby (IMDb) 1990 - USA What happens when you try and use a rubbish bag for a contraceptive?
86 - Island of the Burning Doomed (IMDb) 1967 - UK It was either that or “Island of the Burn Victims”.
85 - The Haunted Pussy (IMDb) 1976 – USA This is not a Poe adaptation.
84 - Space Invasion from Lapland (IMDb) 1959 – USA/Sweden Someone doesn't like the Scandanavians.
83 - The Woman Vampire (IMDb) 1959 - Japan Sounds like part of a 1950s comedy routine about 'the wife'.
82 – Aerobicide (IMDb) 1986 - USA Last time I asked about gym membership fees I thought I was going to die.
81 - The Shrinking Corpse (IMDb) 1970 - Spain/USA/UK Corpses shrink because they're getting eating by maggoits. Deal with it.
80 - Writhing Tongue (IMDb) 1980 - Japan In New Zealand we call it “pashing”.
79 - Devil Bear (IMDb) 1977 - USA A bear with horns and hooves would look pretty sweet...it should be a staple of crayon fantasy art.
78 – The Vampire People (IMDb) 1966 - USA/Philippines After so many vampire films, I think it's only worth mentioning the species if you have a vampire dugong.
77 - Lewd Lizard (IMDb) 1985 – Hong Kong Seriously, just read this plot summary.
76 - Who's Next (IMDb) 1972 – West Germany/Italy Shouldn't that be a question?
75 - A Fairy's Mandarin Duck (IMDb) 1990 – South Korea <>
74 - BigBrother.com the Movie (IMDb) 2000 - USA Note: web sites are not scary. Not even the ones with autopsy photos and midis of the theme to Ghostbusters.
73 - House of Insane Women (IMDb) 1971 - Spain That's where I live.
72 - Beauty with No Neck (IMDb) 1966 – South Korea Whatever floats your boat, brother.
71 - So Naked, So Dead (IMDb) 1972 - Italy From joy to, I sincerely hope, despair. An alternate title for this film is the informative The Slasher Is the Sex Maniac.
70 - Horror Hotline...Big Head Monster (IMDb) 2001 – Hong Kong That describes most talk radio hosts.
69 - Sexual Parasite: Killer Pussy (IMDb) 2004 - Japan I looked the film up...I saw some NSFW pictures ...it looked silly.
68 - Mutation 2 - Generation Dead (IMDb) 2001 - Germany “Generation” anything is so gnarly and tubular I want to grind a ramp.
67 - JEEpERs CrEEpers (IMDb) 2001 - USA/Germany Random capitalisation is almost as silly as a demon that signals its impending arrival by making random sound equipment play the novelty record “Jeepers Creepers” (yes, that actually happens).
66 - Troll III: Contamination Point 7 (IMDb) 1990 - Canada At last, the series team up and all the loose ends are tied up.
65 - Zoom Up: Rape Site (IMDb) 1979 - Japan I don't know what the hell that means. But no surprises in its country of origin.
64 - Dirty Cop No Donut (IMDb) 1999 - USA Oooh, he must be tough if he avoids refined sugar and doesn't bathe.
63 - Revenge from Planet Ape (IMDb) 1971 - Spain/Portugal If it has to come from somewhere, Planet Ape is a decent choice. See the bottom of this page for a humorous explanation of the title.
62 - Evil Dead Trap 3: Broken Love Killer (IMDb) 1993 - Japan One half clumsy knock-off, one half emo poem.
61 - Howling II: Stirba - Werewolf Bitch (IMDb) 1985 - USA/UK That title has real edge. The edge of a poo.
60 - Eating Schoolgirls: Osaka Telephone Club (IMDb) 1997 - Japan The delivery fees are prohibitive, and their fries aren't great.
59 - Pig-Chicken Suicide (IMDb) 1981 - Japan But which language do they leave the note in?
58 - The Coma-Brutal Duel (IMDb) 1999 - Germany Uh...what?
57 - The Untold Story: Human Meat Roast Pork Buns (IMDb) 1993 – Hong Kong If a story is untold, don't give it away right after the colon. And if it's human meat how can it be pork?
56 - The Beast That Molested Women (IMDb) 1965 - USA They didn't make a movie about my Uncle Dwayne, IMDb's plot outline says “A giant gorilla terrorizes a nudist camp."
55 - Barn of the Naked Dead (IMDb) 1974 - USA A barn full of nude corpses. I wonder how they got there. Probably a werewolf.
54 - The Carpet of Horror (IMDb) 1962 – Spain/Italy/West Germany I now make reference to the state an unnamed friend left the carpet in his University hostel room.
53 - Ghost Story of Broken Dishes at Bancho Mansion (IMDb) 1957 - Japan Oh, is that what it's about? Broken dishes, you say. Bancho Mansion, well...it's not my favourite mansion to be honest.
52 - Monster & Tiger Man (IMDb) 1944 - USA Fighting crime...jungle crime. I hope.
51 - Blind Beast vs. Dwarf (IMDb) 2001 - Japan Think of the slapstick. One's blind. One's little. One's laughing (me!)
50 – Beaks: The Movie (IMDb) 1987 - Mexico/Spain At last the movie version comes out.
49 - Death Wheelers Are... Psycho Maniacs (IMDb) 1971 - UK Good for them.
48 - Asylum of the Insane (IMDb) 1972 - UK/USA Isn't that like saying “ The Sinners of Hell”?
47 - Caucasian Ghost (IMDb) 1963 - Japan Would you be able to see it at all? Zoinks!
46 - The Savage Bees (IMDb) 1976 - USA They growl as they sting you...to death.
45 - The Joy of Torture 2: Oxen Split Torturing (IMDb) 1976 - Japan It's not the oxen getting split, but fair Japanese maidens.
44 - Sars Wars (IMDb) 2004 - Thailand Ha ha. Nice try.
43 - Sexy Nights of the Living Dead (IMDb) 1980 - Italy I like zombies as much as the night guy, but not in that way.
42 - Hide and Freak (IMDb) 1990 - France Sounds like a tacky mid-90s Halloween/ghetto-themed porno.
41 - Deadly Dracula (IMDb) 1992 - India He's just misunderstood.
40 – Werewolves on Wheels (IMDb) 1971 – USA Will their paws fit in the foot straps?
39 - The Screaming Head (IMDb) 1959 – West Germany Isn't that like having a Deadly Dracula?
38 - Leprechaun 4: In Space (IMDb) 1997 - USA The trip yielded slightly more useful data than the International Space Station.
37 - I Like Bats (IMDb) 1986 - Poland Me too.
36 - Tonight I Will Paint in Flesh Colour (IMDb) 1967 - Brazil Send me a link to your portfolio.
35 - Face of the Screaming Werewolf (IMDb) 1964 - Mexico/USA Just the face?
34 - Love Wanga (IMDb) 1936 - USA Not really, but if that's the way you swing...
33 - Deadly Treasure of the Piranha (IMDb) 1979 - Italy/Brazil/USA Piranhas are known for their treasure hoarding habits.
32 - KVC: Komodo vs. Cobra (IMDb) 2005 - USA Ripping off AVP? ​Now that's pathetic.
31 - Nasty Hunter (IMDb) 1988 - Indonesia For some reason I imagine this is a porno masquerading as a Don 'The Dragon' Wilson movie.
30 - The Manster (IMDb) 1962 - USA/Japan Sometimes compounded monster names just sound wrong.
29 - Weak-kneed from Fear of Ghost-Cat (IMDb) 1954 - Japan I just can't think of anything to say about cats.
28 - The Killer Shrews (IMDb) 1959 - USA A veiled metaphor for 'the wife'? Ah, the '50s.
27 - 7eventy 5ive (IMDb) 2006 - USA 7hat7 7itl3 5ucking 7ucks a77.
26 - Scary Hair (IMDb) 2005 – South Korea Cut it, you damn hippie.
25 - Crazy Lips (IMDb) 2000 - Japan Someone finally made a film about Lambert, Hendricks & Ross?
24 – The Revenge of the Savage Bees (IMDb) 1978 – USA Who gave scientists money to make vengeance-seeking bees?
23 - The Witch with Flying Head (IMDb) 1977 – Hong Kong I have to defer to the IMDb plot outline on this one: “A woman who has been cursed by a witch must rip off her head every night so it can fly around, attack people and drink their blood, which keeps her alive. “
22 - The Oily Maniac (IMDb) 1976 – Hong Kong Please insert your own tired George Bush joke here.
21 - Witchery Deal (IMDb) 2003 - Spain “I'll pay you ten bucks to stop with the witching”, that sort of thing?
20 - Killing vs. Frankenstein (IMDb) 1967 - Turkey Frankenstein has always been a symbol of pacifism.
19 - Shiny Moss (IMDb) 1992 - Japan Lights the path...to terror!
18 - Night Legs (IMDb) 1971 - UK Do you store them during the day or just wear a pant suit?
17 - Zombie Nosh (IMDb) 1988 - USA What they put in hot dogs.
16 - Night of a 1000 Cats (IMDb) 1972 - Mexico The title should be Night of an 1000 Cats.
15 - The Nostril Picker (IMDb) 1993 - USA I think I spotted this guy at the traffic lights.
14 - Pituitary Hunter (IMDb) 1990 – Hong Kong Shouldn't be that hard to find.
13 - Bloodbath Bay of Blood (IMDb) 1971 - Italy Is it a bath or a bay? Either way, this film is better known as Twitch of the Death Nerve.
12 – Japula (IMDb) 1971 - Japan Surprisngly, not a WWII Bugs Bunny cartoon.
11 - Raped by an Angel 4: The Raper's Union (IMDb) 1999 – Hong Kong I guess there comes a time when everyone needs to get organised.
10 - Murder Alligator (IMDb) 1989 - Italy Proving intent to murder will be difficult.
9 - Nobody Ordered Love (IMDb) 1971 - UK I hope you got an exchange card.
8 - Ghost with Hole (IMDb) 1982 - Indonesia Oooo...is this about Kurt Cobain?
7 - The Giant Behemoth (IMDb) 1959 - UK/USA Redundant repition of an unneccessarily repeated phrase that's the same thing twice.
6 - X Imp (IMDb) 1999 – Hong Kong The letter X needs to be retired.
5 - The Ghost of the Pot Comes to Life (IMDb) 1956 – Hong Kong If you put it that way it sounds like quite a reasonable thing to do.
4 - The Extraterrestrial Nasty (IMDb) 1967 - USA Remember when the phrase 'video nasty' was bandied about. No? That's because you're not old like me you lucky bastard.
3 - The Enema Killer (IMDb) 1977 - USA Enemas are not just an essential part of your fad diet anymore. Also known as Water Power and The Enema Bandit. Yeesh!
2 - The Aliens and Kong Kong Zombie (IMDb) 1989 – South Korea What do you suppose they do together?
1 - The Pig F**king Movie (IMDb) 1974 - Belgium Congratulations Champ! Go home and celebrate with the Missus.

SOURCE: Roger Nicholl