Monday, April 09, 2007

Easter Bunny

From Corrine.

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A man is driving along a highway

and sees the Easter Bunny jump out

across the middle of the road.

He swerves to avoid hitting it,

but unfortunately

the Bunny jumps right in front of the car.

The driver,

a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,

pulls over and gets out to see

what has become of the Bunny.

Much to his dismay,

the Bunny is dead.

The driver feels so awful

that he begins to cry.

A beautiful blonde woman

driving down the highway

sees a man crying on the

side of the road

and pulls over.

She steps out of the car

and asks the man what's wrong.

"I feel terrible," !

he explains,

"I accidentally hit this Easter Bunny

and killed it."

The blonde says,

"Don't worry."

She runs to her car

and pulls out a spray can.

She walks over to the limp, dead Bunny,

bends down,

and sprays the contents onto the Bunny.

The Bunny jumps up,

waves its paw at the two of them

and hops off down the road.

Ten feet away the Bunny stops,

turns around and waves again,

he hops down the road another 10 feet,

turns and waves, hops another ten feet,

turns and waves,

and repeats this again and again and again,

until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished.

He runs over to the woman and demands,

"What is in that can?

What did you spray on that Bunny?"

The woman turns the can around

so that the man can read the label.

It says..

( Are you ready for this?)

( Are you sure?)

(This is bad!)

(It's definitely a Blonde Joke!)

(You know you could just click off

and not read the punch line....)

(You can still ignore it)

(You know you're gonna be sorry)

(Last chance)

(OK, here it is)

It says,

"Hair Spray -

Restores life to dead hair,

and adds permanent wave.

Happy Easter !!!!!

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