Marriage

This is from Mike and April, who are more than readers.
They are personal friends of mine.
And they are Kewl!

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By all Means... MARRY!

*I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. - David Bissonette
*When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry
*After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Hemant Joshi
*By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates
*Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.- Dumas
*The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? - Sigmund Freud
*I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Anonymous
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." - Henny Youngman
*"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." - Sam Kinison
*"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." - James Holt McGavran
*"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." - Patrick Murray
*Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Nash
*The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... - Anonymous
*You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Henny Youngman
*My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield
*A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle
*Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. Anonymous
*A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." - Anonymous
*"If you want a perfect marriage, admit you are wrong when you are wrong.
And admit you are wrong when you are right!" - Tramp

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

THIS IS FOR ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......AND FOR THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!!!!!!!