Michael Jackson

Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing."

Q: What do Michael Jackson and the Detroit Tigershave in common?
A: They both wear one glove for no apparent reason.

Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys' pants were half-off!

Q. When is it bed time at Michael Jackson's house?
A. When the big hand is on the little hand!

Q. What do Michael Jackson and a jockey have incommon?
A. They both ride three year olds.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jacksonand a grocery bag?
A. One is plastic and harmful to children, the otheris used to carry groceries.

Q: What's black on the inside, white on the outside, and comes in little cans?
A: Michael Jackson!

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley?
A. Two dress sizes.

Q. Why does Michael Jackson like children so much?
A. He knows how they feel.