Geno And Sweet

Geno always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.

He walks into the house and says to Sweet, "Notice anything different about me?"

Sweet looks him over: "Nope."

Frustrated, Geno storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots.

Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?"

Sweet looks up and says: "Geno, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Geno yells: "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, SWEET? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!"

To which Sweet replies: "Shoulda bought a hat, Geno. Shoulda bought a hat."