My Mind, I Think I'll Keep It

Okay, that was a stupid TV commercial. That's why I paraphrased it here.

I've never understood how my mind works. Fortunately, neither has anyone else.

Yes, I have an example.

I called a good friend of mine today and his voicemail answered. I never expected that I'd have to leave a message and I didn't have one ready. This is where my mind took over. I often get in trouble when that happens. I handed the phone over to my mind and this is what came out on his voicemail (Sorry Ralph);

"Hello, this is The National Stupid People Foundation. You’ll be happy to learn that one hundred percent of every dollar donated to The National Stupid People Foundation goes directly to helping stupid people. If you would like to donate to this worthy cause, just keep the money."