Positive

I went to a seminar titled, “The Power Of Positive Thinking”. I didn’t want to go, I was forced. I wasn’t in a good mood to begin with. But I did find a way out after it started.

The speaker announced who he was and what he was going to teach us. He asked the audience to tell him what we were thinking at that moment.
Then he pointed at me and said, “You, what are you thinking right now?”
I said, “I’m thinking you suck.”
He said , “Come on now, be positive.”
I said, “Okay, I’m positive you suck.”
He let me leave. And darn if I didn’t become more positive as I left the room!