Spik Engrish

From Corrine, who speaks perfect english.

Although it may not be the Queen's english!

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WHY IT'S IMPORTANT TO UNDERSTAND ENGLISH

When I got back from Michigan last month I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank. There was a short line...

Just one guy in front of me... an Asian guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars... he was a little irritated!

He asked the teller, "Why it change? Yestoday, I get two huna dolla for yen. Today I get huna eighty? Why it change?"

The teller shrugged her shoulders and said, "Fluctuations".

The Asian guy said, "Fluc you white people, too!"