Top Ten Things You Should Never Say

1) This is my favorite Creed song.
2) Did you not check my away message?
3) We met on eHarmony.com.
4) I respect the jury's verdict. But I have concluded that the prison sentence given to Mr. Libby is excessive. Therefore, I am commuting the portion of Mr. Libby's sentence that required him to spend thirty months in prison.
5) Holler at your boy.
6) So I was reading The Fountainhead...
7) Hold on, I'm getting paged.
8) Off the hook.
9) I'm sorry... it's just that this ring tone makes me think of my ex-girlfriend.
10) I'd like to order the NASCAR-themed checks, please.

SOURCE: Radar Online