Ways To Tell If You Have PMS

And this goes for the guys as well!

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* Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
* You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
* The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
* Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
* You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says,
"How's my driving- call 1-800-###-####.”
* Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
* Inanimate objects get on your nerves.
* You're counting down the days until menopause.
* You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
* The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
* You dump the pretzels out of the bag, and eat the salt,
while simultaneously eating a gallon of ice cream.
* You cry at commercials one minute, and contemplate assault the next.