Weather Service

From Irene.

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A man's business trip gets cancelled so he is at home instead, with a rather nervous wife. They go to bed, but at about midnight the phone rings. Before the wife can get it, the man rolls over and answers it.....
"Hello? What? How the hell should I know .... I live in Phoenix."
He slams the phone down, and rolls over grumbling.
His wife asks, somewhat nervously, "Who was it, dear?"
"I don't know," the man replied, "Some idiot.....wanted to know if the coast was clear."