Southern Girl, Sweet and the Condom

From Sweet.

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Southern Girl and Sweet were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain.
Sweet pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

SG: What is that?
Sweet: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet.
SG: Where did you get it?
Sweet: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Southern Girl hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years old), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.

"Doesn’t matter son" she says, "as long as it fits a Camel."

The pharmacist fainted…

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