Quotes

"Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century, it was a disease; in the twentieth, it is a cure." -- Thomas Szasz

"An intellectual is a person who has found one thing that is more interesting than sex." -- Aldous Huxley

"Sex without love is merely healthy exercise." -- Robert Heinlein

"Do not knock masturbation - it is sex with someone I love." -- Woody Allen

"AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences: suicide, or murder." -- Susan Sontag

"Flies spread disease. Keep yours zipped." -- Anonymous

"Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions." -- Woody Allen

"Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct, which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boredom, imbecile level of life in an anthill." -- Henry Louis Mencken

"Pornography is the attempt to insult sex, to do dirt on it." -- D.H. Lawrence

The good thing about masturbation is that you do not have to get dressed up for it." -- Truman Capote

"When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities. " -- Matt Groening