Shiver Me Timbers! And Talk Like A Pirate!

Avast me hearties. The day be here.

Fire ye cannons and blow me down.

Prepare to be boarded and be sure to talk the talk.

Or prepare to be keel hauled!

Perhaps you would prefer to walk the plank direct into Day Jones locker?

Soonly afterward we will assemble a shore party for some proper pillaging and plundering.

Bear in mind that we only rape the willing!

(With rum she be filling, and soon she be willing!)

Come on now, lets get started with it.

Give them a decent pirate greeting by rattling your swords.

Off you go.

Or might there be barnacles on your bottom?