An Irish Boy’s CONFESSION

From Sweet.

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"Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
I have been with a loose girl".

The priest asks, "Is that you, Geno?"

"Yes, Father, it is."

"And who was the girl you were with?"

"I can't tell you, Father,
I don't want to ruin her reputation"

"Well, Geno, I am sure to find out her name eventually

so you may as well tell me now.

Was it Corrine?"

"I cannot say."

"Was it Carrie?"

"I'll never tell."

"Was it Southern Girl?"

"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Sweet?"

"My lips are sealed.
Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration.

"You're very tight lipped, and I admire that.

However, you have sinned and have to atone.

You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.

Now you go and behave yourself."

Geno walks back to his pew,
and his friend Tramp slides over and whispers.

"What'd you get?"

"Four months vacation and four good leads."