She Was So Blonde...

-She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK".

-She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

-She tripped over a cordless phone.

-She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

-If she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.

-She studied for a blood test ...and failed.

-She sold the car for gas money.

-She thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.

-When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.