Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Shorts (aka Groaners)

There was a lady friend who had twin boys and the only way she could tell them apart was by their balls...

One bawled all day and one bawled all night


Why do they give old men in retirement homes viagra before putting them to sleep?…

So they don't roll out of bed.


Q. Did you hear about the 150 lb. man who had 75 lb. testicles?

A. He was half nuts!!!


So a dyslexic walks into a bra . . .


A doe comes out of the woods, tugging at her skirt and says, "That is the last time I do that for two bucks!"


Q. How do you circumcise a whale ?

A. Send down four skin divers.


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