Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Shorts (aka Groaners)

There was a lady friend who had twin boys and the only way she could tell them apart was by their balls...

One bawled all day and one bawled all night

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Why do they give old men in retirement homes viagra before putting them to sleep?…

So they don't roll out of bed.

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Q. Did you hear about the 150 lb. man who had 75 lb. testicles?

A. He was half nuts!!!

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So a dyslexic walks into a bra . . .

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A doe comes out of the woods, tugging at her skirt and says, "That is the last time I do that for two bucks!"

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Q. How do you circumcise a whale ?

A. Send down four skin divers.

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