Sweet's Top Five Pranks

A collaboration from the Prime Minister of England, the National Security Advisor to the President of the United States, the Chairman of OPEC, the Chairman of the Federal Reserve, and the San Andreas Fault.
You cannot find a more fun-loving group!

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Okay, Okay, I know they all have to do with poo or something correlated to relief...
but we all know that's my area of expertise…

xoxoxoxo

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1. Poo Gag

If someone pisses you off,, acquire a bit of dog poo, (the fresher the better) and insert it under the door handle of his or her vehicle so as it can't be readily observed. When they attempt to open the door, they acquire a handful of shit.

2. Ketchup Packet Prank Surprise

Using 2 ketchup packs, (the type used for carry out fries). I laid one on top of another and rolled the bottoms up together like you would a tube of toothpaste. This creates a double sack of ketchup for the assault.
Using a pin, poke a hole in each one near the exposed end seam on the outer sides. Now you have a ketchup pack that will spurt in two directions at once.
To set this funny prank in motion, place the pre-made pack below the foot under a toilet seat. The unsuspecting victim will sit down and get shot in the "nether regions" as well as creating a scary discharge into the toilet.
My victim was a guy who weighed about 250 lbs. and thought he had injured his rectum. He seemed relieved that it was not so, while still a bit displeased as well.
This was one of the most hilarious pranks I have ever accomplished.

3. Mean Toilet Paper Prank

This works best if you're sharing a toilet with someone, like in a hotel or hostel, etc:
Sneak the toilet paper from the bathroom and unravel a few feet of it. Slice up a few fresh chilies and sprinkle them over the paper. Leave it a few minutes for the juice to soak up and dry, then roll up the paper and put it back in the bathroom. Wait 'til someone goes for a crap!

4. Bathroom Video Prank

For this funny prank, invite some friends to come over and watch movies, play cards, or whatever. Whilst your potential victim commences to the bathroom, switch on a pre-recorded video of the lavatory. At the time when everyone notices the flush, signal one and all to start laughing really loud. As your buddy comes out, he'll assume that you guys were watching him in the bathroom!

5. Simple Funny Prank

This is a very easy funny prank. Simply obtain a new bar of soap and paint it with clear nail varnish. Let it dry and place it out to be used.