Trev On Rednecks

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A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow
but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck hotel? . .
When you call the front desk and say, I gotta leak in my sink,
and the clerk replies, go ahead.

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How can you tell if a redneck is married? . .
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.

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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder. .
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There's no dental records


Who invented the toothbrush? . .
A Redneck.
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been called a teeth brush.)

Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ? . .
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.

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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?".

and the driver replies "Bout wut ?"




A new Redneck law was just recently passed . .
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.

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Did you hear that the Redneck governor's mansion burned down ? . .
"Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park," said the redneck,

"the library was a total loss too.

Both books went poof . . . up in flames

and the governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them."