I Think We Have A Winner

Two families move from Saudi Arabia to America.

When they arrive, the fathers make each other a bet; in a year's time, whichever family has become more American will win.

A year later when they meet again, the first guy says, "My son's playing baseball, I had McDonald's for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud for tonight. How about you?"

The second guy says, "Fuck you, rag-head!"