Friday, November 02, 2007

Sign Of The Cross

From Carrie, a story filled with the wonder of Halloween!

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Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen , are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield.

"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine . "What shall we do?"
"Turn the windshields wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Helen .

Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.
"What shall I do now?" she shouts.
"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican ," says Sister Helen .

Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.
"Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine .
"Show him your cross," says Sister Helen .

"Now you're talking," says Sister Catherine .
She opens the window and shouts, "Get the fuck off the car!"

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