Saturday, December 08, 2007

Christmas Shopping Fun

1. Randomly put cans of cat food in peoples carts when they are not looking.
2. Turn all the radios to a polka station, then turn them all off and turn the volumes to 10.
3. Challenge other customers to duel with tubes of gift wrap.
4. Put M&M's on layaway.
5. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes and X-Men.
6. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
7. Switch signs on the men's and women's bathrooms.
8. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign out front.
9. Go to the food court, get a soft drink, tell them you don't get out much and would they put one of those little umbrellas in it.
10. Loudly tell ‘Santa’ that Richard Simmons is looking for him.


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