Geno Goes To The Doctor

Geno sat down in the orthopedic surgeon's office.

"You know, Doc," he said, "I've made love in more exotic cars than anyone I know. Must be at least a thousand."

"And now, I suppose, you want me to treat you for the pain you got from scrunching up in all those uncomfortable positions," the doctor replied.

"Hell no, Doc" Geno replied. "I want to borrow your Lamborghini!"