Herman and the Army

From Irene.

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Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army.
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On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb.
That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
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On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.
That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
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On the third day, the Army issued him a jockstrap.

The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.