In The Future

Geno and Sweet, both in their 90’s, had been courting for some time, when Geno suggested to Sweet, “I think it's time we had sex, don't you?”

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She agreed, and they went off together and had sex.

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Afterward, as they were lying in bed, Geno was thinking to himself, "My God, if I had known that she was a virgin, I would have been a bit gentler with her!"

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Meanwhile, Sweet was thinking to herself, "My God, if I had known that the old geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken off my pantyhose!"