Rumors

Geno told Johnny that Johnny's wife was being unfaithful everyday at 1:30 in the afternoon with Johnny's best friend.
Worried and hurt, Johnny ran home at 1:30 to see if this was true.
He came back contented and relieved.
Geno asked him how it went.
"Look," said Johnny, "Don't start such terrible rumors! That guy isn't my best friend... I don't even know him."