Marital Problems

From Irene.

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Liz and Kevin had been married for some time and were having problems.
They decided to see a marriage counselor.
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After some routine questions the counselor asked the unhappy couple, "What seems to be the problem with your marriage?"
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Almost in unison Liz and Kevin answered, "I'm unhappy with the whole thing."
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"Can you be more specific?", asked the counselor.
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Kevin answered, "I'm unhappy with the hole."
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Liz snapped back, "Well I'm unhappy with the thing!"