What A Company
Can you imagine working at the following company? It has a little over 500 employees with the following statistics: 29 have been accused of spousal abuse, 7 have been arrested for fraud, 19 have been accused of writing bad checks, 117 have bankrupted at least two businesses, 3 have been arrested for assault, 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit, 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges, 8 have been arrested for shoplifting, 21 are current defendants in law suits. In one year alone, 84 were stopped for drunk driving.
Can you guess which organization this is? Give up?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group that perpetually cranks out hundreds of new laws designed to keep the rest of us in line.
posted by Tramp at
Friday, March 31, 2006
18 Comments:
Not to brag, but I knew right away, Tramp.
Sad, huh?
-cbol
That's not bragging. That's almost common knowledge. What other organization Can be run by people like this and stay in business?
Well, don't forget about USAirways and Stephen Wolfe.....then Dave Siegel.....if you ever see them show up in the Congress- they are overqualified for the buffoonery.....now don't mistake me for a distgruntled ex employee or anything!
Yes, but do they have the required criminal record?
Oh I am sure some where there is criminal history being buried ......isn't that the truth with all high paid executives?
I'm an executive, and I don't have a criminal record. Maybe that's why I'm not highly paid.
you under achiever!
I do have a parking ticket. Does that count?
only if it is not paid and you used someone else's car to make the bank robbery
Who told you about the bank robbery?
ooopssss sorry- me bad, drink from my ' box o wine' and let out secrets.....
A fine Chateau La Feet?
from the Cardboard Winery....in Silicone Valley ( for the nice plastic baggie inside the cardboard)
You're bad! For the rest of you, Silicon Valley is where computers come from. SILICONE Valley is where Playboy centerfolds come from.
Kinda describes the Bunnies, doesn't it?
I love it when they use credit cards.
"You're using plastic?" SLAP
does make their on the job performance make more sense
Yes it does.
It's one of the few things about them that does make some sense.
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