And On A Lighter Note....

How to catch a Polar Bear

1. Go up to a place where there are polar bears, preferably somewhere in the Arctic.
2. Find a patch of ice and cut a hole in the ice.
3. Take a can of peas, black eyed or English, and sprinkle the peas around the outside of the hole.
4. Now when the bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the icehole.


Thanks to Phill Rock