The Biker And The Old Man

This big hairy nasty looking biker was sitting at a bar when an old man came up to him and said, “I kissed your mother square on the lips”.

Everyone in the bar became quiet and watched.

The biker sat there and said nothing.

Then the old guy came back over and said to the biker, “I grabbed your mothers booty”

The bar became quiet once more.

Again the biker said nothing.

The old guy came back once more and said, “I had sex with your mother”

Finally the biker turned around as people started to back away and said, “Dad, go home, your drunk.”