Work

When you meet people, eventually you get around to asking them what they do for a living. This sometimes becomes a problem for me. I tell them I make a machine that climbs buildings. "Like Superman?" they say? No, he leaps tall buildings. "Oh, like Spiderman?" they sometimes reply. Again no. He is ficticious. And he wouldn't need my equipment. My equipment is real. People then ask "Why would someone want to climb a tall building?" and that is a good question. I always say "I don' t know, but they do".

Ok, I do know. Mainly to wash windows, do repairs and such. Bridge painters are my biggest customers. Keep in mind I don't go up, I just build them. I've been up there and I don't like it.

Some will dismiss me as a looney. Others will say "If you don't want to tell me, you don't have to." I sigh. So I've decided to post my company brochure on here to show some that I'm not kidding. Pictured on the front are window washers. Of course, when I think about it, if I did something else and someone told me this.....