Friday, April 28, 2006

Warning, Borderline Joke

A girl and her boyfriend got to the local pub. When it's the girls turn to buy a round, she tells him that she has heard of a wonderful new drink he simply must try. She returns with the usual drink for herself. For him, she has two glasses. One contains a measure of Baileys, the other lime juice. She hands him the glasses and says, "OK, what you have to do is, you gotta swig the Baileys, hold it in your mouth for a few seconds, and then drink the lime juice." He looks a bit dubious, but shes very enthusiastic so he decides to give it a go.
First the Baileys; lovely smooth, creamy,warm feeling in the mouth.
Then he takes the lime juice.
1 second:The cream in the Baileys curdles
3 seconds: Boyfriends face turns the color of the lime juice
5 seconds: Boyfriend calms his stomach & swallows the grunge.
He turns to his girlfriend and asks what the drink is called to which she whispers in his ear,

"Blowjob Revenge!"

9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

love this one... have to try it sometime....you think it could be a signiture drink and catch on????

Friday, April 28, 2006 11:36:00 PM  
Blogger Tramp said...

I hope not.

I thought it was funny. And that just might happen. We'll call it your fault!

Saturday, April 29, 2006 12:54:00 AM  
Blogger Carrie said...

I thought it was called B-j revenge. The trend( for the drink) hasn't even starting sweeping the country and now you want to call it "your fault?"

Saturday, April 29, 2006 6:10:00 AM  
Blogger Tramp said...

I knew you'd find this one.

Saturday, April 29, 2006 9:22:00 AM  
Blogger Carrie said...

let's not even enter that subject field

Monday, May 01, 2006 10:48:00 AM  
Blogger Tramp said...

Ha ha you said 'enter'.

Monday, May 01, 2006 12:57:00 PM  
Blogger Tramp said...

Lord I apologise for that comment....

Monday, May 01, 2006 5:25:00 PM  
Blogger Carrie said...

on you on your knees? ( for the apology.......)

Thursday, May 04, 2006 6:30:00 AM  
Blogger Tramp said...

Now I need a beer. Your fult. That's one of the reasons why I like you. I tell Lady, "Carrie is driving me mad, I need a beer and it's her fault." She knows you well enough to know that's probably true.

Thanks!

Friday, May 05, 2006 5:50:00 PM  

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