Yes, Another Attorney Joke
An attorney was questioning a police officer in court. The exchange went like this.
Attorney: So how do you know these facts are true?
Police Officer: A fellow police officer told me.
A: Do you trust your fellow police officers?
PO: Yes. With my life.
A: Tell me this. Do you have a locker room?
PO: Yes.
A: And do you have a locker in there?
PO: Yes.
A: And on this locker, do you have a padlock?
PO: Yes.
A: Well, if you trust your fellow officers so much, why do you have a lock?
PO: Well you see, the locker room is located between the front door and the court room. Sometimes attorneys take a short cut through there.
3 Comments:
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