A Message From Alrad

I've received this from Alrad and it is most definitely post-worthy.
Here is what she had to say.


Warning to all dog owners: Watch your dog!

The State Highway Patrol in conjunction with the FBI has issued a warning advising all dog owners to keep their dogs indoors until further notice. Dogs are being picked off one at a time on an almost continual basis throughout the city. They are falling in great numbers. Police in the city advise all dog owners not to walk their dogs -

KEEP THEM INDOORS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!

(This is just so funny, I almost lost it.)