This One's For Carrie

UPDATE: Don't even bother reading this. I was trying to find an airline joke that Carrie hadn't heard yet (she used to work for Useless Airways). Not only has she heard it, she has a better version of it. See it here.



OK Carrie, let's see if you've heard this one.

As an airplane was preparing to land, an obviously gay flight attendant announced, "OK people, the Captain is getting ready to land the big, scary airplane, so I need you to put your tray tables up". Everyone did except for one foreign woman. So the flight attendant announced again, "People, I'm going to need you all to put up your traysie poos". But still, the woman left her's down. So the flight attendant went over to her and asked if there was a problem He again asked her to put the tray table up. She said, "In my country, they call me a princess. No one tells me what to do." The flight attendant said, "Well, in my country, they call me a Queen, so I outrank you. Table up Bitch!"