The Top Five Surprises In The Da Vinci Code

Here are the best surprises in the new movie starring Tom Hanks.
Don't worry, this is a joke. It won't ruin the movie for you if you haven't seen it yet.


5. The "mystery" guest at the Last Supper? Wilson the volleyball.

4. The Louvre has a Cinnabon!

3. Tom Hanks' Oscar-quality delivery of the line, "The Holy Grail is people! It's peopleeeeeeeeee!"

2. The hidden code can only be solved by collecting all the pieces to McDonald's new Last Supper Happy Meal game.

and the Number 1 Surprise in The Da Vinci Code...

It turns out the creepy albino guy wants to kill Tom Hanks to put him out of the misery of that dorky nouveau-mullet haircut.