African-American Hurricane Names

We have a report from Corrine who is on site in Houston with African American congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee. Here is her report.

Well, it appears our African-American friends have found something else to be pissed off about.

A black congresswoman (this would be Sheila Jackson Lee, of Houston) complained to this reporter that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian-sounding names. She has informed me that would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Woeisha, and Jamal.

I can hear it now: A black weatherman in Houston saying ...

"Wordup, Muthas! Herr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' Galveston like Leroy on a crotch rocket! Bitch be a category fo'! So, turn off dem chitlins, grab yo' chirren, leave yo crib, and head fo' de nearest FEMA office fo yo FREE shat".

Better come home Corrine. That be crazy shat.