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A Penny for K-Fed's Thoughts

That dude in the Abraham Lincoln mask standing in Times Square Wednesday wasn't just your average Joe looking for attention and a handout. Au contraire. It was Kevin Federline.

"Man, I feel good about the penny!" the aspiring rapper announced to the crowd, removing his mask and joining the throng of people gathered to support his new cause--saving our nation's one-cent currency.

Here it comes.
Of course K-Fud wants to save the penny. How else could he be paid what he is worth?