My Milkshake, It's Better Than Yours

Damn right, it's better than yours,
I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.

I wonder if this is what that song was about.


Cocaine in ice cream nets criminal charges

RICHMOND — A motorist was arrested and charged with possession of a controlled substance after two rocks of crack cocaine were found in his ice cream.
Oscar Martinez, 41, of Richmond, had been pulled over by Police Officer David Bentley late Sunday after Bentley said he failed to stop at a pedestrian crossing.
When Bentley saw the melting banana split on the front floorboard of Martinez's car, he noticed that it was topped with a square-shaped object that turned out to be crack cocaine.