Today's Quiz

Sharpen those pencils and get cracking.


Question 1: What can you not do to a fish in Ohio?
A: Get it drunk
B: Put clothing on it
C: Keep it in the trunk of your car
D: Keep it as a pet

Question 2: What is it illegal to hunt in Arizona?
A: Monkeys
B: Armadillos
C: Camels
D: Dolphins

Question 3: What can you not do in Paraguay if you're not a legal blood donor?
A: Operate a forklift
B: Participate in a duel
C: Own your own home
D: Buy a guard dog

Question 4: If you want to sell beer in Nebraska, what else must your bar contain?
A: A kettle of soup on the stove
B: At least one couch
C: A hanging lamp
D: An emergency telephone line

Question 5: On the other hand, what can you NOT serve with beer in North Dakota?
A: Wine
B: Popcorn
C: Pretzels
D: Peanuts

Question 6: In Atlanta, GA, what can you not tie to a telephone pole or a street lamp?
A: A car
B: A giraffe
C: More than one pigeon
D: Yourself

Question 7: Even if you own the salon you're in at the time, what can you not do in Florida?
A: Give a manicure to a dog
B: Cut a family member's hair
C: Fall asleep under a hair dryer
D: Read a magazine while using scissors

Question 8: What's one thing you can't do for fun in New York?
A: Chase horse-drawn carriages in Central Park
B: Paint a portrait of someone without their consent
C: Go for a walk with more than five dogs
D: Throw a ball at someone's head

Question 9: You can't kill -- or even threaten -- this in Pacific Grove, CA.
A: A butterfly
B: A stray cat
C: A flamingo
D: A wasp

Question 10: What is it illegal to wear to church in Alabama?
A: Clown makeup
B: A funny fake moustache
C: A horse costume
D: A cowboy hat


And, of course, the answers.

1. A: Get it drunk
2. C: Camels
3. B: Participate in a duel
4. A: A kettle of soup on the stove
5. C: Pretzels
6. B: A giraffe
7. C: Fall asleep under a hair dryer
8. D: Throw a ball at someone's head
9. A: A butterfly
10. B: A funny fake moustache

I got 8 out of 10 correct. I missed 5 and 8.
I am deeply ashamed of this!

I mean about getting that many right.