Blue Pill

From Irene.

A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast.
"Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast? Grapefruit and coffee to follow?" she asks. He declines. "It's this Viagra... the Blue Pill," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime, she asks if he would like something. "A bowl of homemade soup, homemade muffins or a cheese sandwich?" she inquires. He declines. "It's this Blue Pill," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. She'll go to the store and buy him some food. Would he like maybe a steak and apple pie? Maybe he'd like a pizza microwaved or a tasty stir-fry that would only take a couple of minutes? He declines. "It's this ED medicine," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite.""Well," she says, "Would you mind getting off me? I'm starving."