Corrine And I Had A Painful Talk

Painful for me!
I was talking to Corrine the other day and I mentioned her birthday dress.
I kiddingly said, "How come I never get to play on the playground"."
POW! I had a black eye.
"Hey!" I said, "I thought we were friends".
"We are" she said, "That's just how I respond to those kind of comments. Sorry, I thought you knew".
"Well I do now", said I. "Nice shot, where'd you learn that?"
"You taught me", she said in a rubbing it in kind of way.
"No wonder I couldn't stop it. That looked like my style", I remembered. "Stupid martial arts training".
Then I started kidding her again. Yeah, I know.
"Well" I started, "Since we are friends, How about friends with benefits?"
She got that 'fire in the eyes' look again. But this time I got off with a "That only applies to Geno. And never ask again."
"You could pretend I am Geno", I stupidly replied. Yep. As soon as I said it I knew it was wrong. But I really was only kidding her. Unfortunately, she wasn't.
Here she came again.
"Whoa, whoa, I need one eye to see", I pleaded.
She said, "Oh that doesn't rate a black eye, just a tittie twister"
"Are you serious?", I asked.
She smiled the most wicked smile I have ever seen.
I decided to make a run for it.

I almost made it, too.

Geno and I are the only two guys that can bring out the full 'fire in the eyes' look with Corrine. And I'm the only one that does it by pissing her off.
Boy, it sucks not being Geno.