Latest Saddam News. Or Jokes. No, News.

This Saddam idiot is beyond amazing. After all he has done, he still fights the court on stupid matters that only delay the inevitable*. And I don't mean about the charges being false. He doesn't deny them. Everyone knows he did these things. And he knows they know. So he continually challenges the legitimacy of the court. Does that not sound like a whine from a guilty man?

Here are some of the latest happenings at his trial. Incidentally, Saddam has been appearing in an exquisitely tailored prison issue orange jumpsuit. He accompanied this ensemble with his own ugly mug and whatever is left of his pint sized brain. Accessories included finely polished chrome handcuffs and matching leg irons. He received this contemporary outfit from his cellmate, Abdul, who has formally announced that he and Saddam are now Man and Bitch.

Saddam Trial: Survivor of Poison Gas Attack Testifies
By RAWYA RAGEH - Associated Press
BAGHDAD, Iraq - A survivor testified Wednesday at the genocide trial of Saddam Hussein that Iraqi warplanes bombarded a Kurdish village with chemical weapons in 1987 and helicopters pursued those who fled into the hills and bombed them.
For a second day, survivors took the stand in the trial, in which Saddam and six co-defendants are charged over the 1987-88 Anfal campaign, a military sweep against the Kurds of northern Iraq in which tens of thousands of people were killed.
After hearing from four survivors, chief judge Abdullah al-Amiri adjourned the trial until Sept. 11, to allow time to consider an appeal from defense lawyers about the court's legitimacy.

He drops poison gas on his own people. I know he doesn't like the Kurds, but if you are the President of a country, everyone living in that country is in your care. And that care should be good and helpful.

I'm sure Saddam testified something like this;
"Poison gas? I thought it was cologne! I'm a sweet guy, really!"
Abdul, who accompanied Saddam to the proceeding, was overheard telling Saddam, "Shut up Bitch! I told you to save that sweet little mouth for...(unintelligible)"

And of course he once again challenged the court's legitimacy. This would be a good place to apply Saddam's own rules. Can you guess what happened to anyone who questioned Saddam's legitimacy as President of Iraq?

I remember several months ago he stood up and declared, "I do not recognize this court".
Probably because the court was wearing funny glasses with a fake nose at the time. And I think I just stole that line from Christobol, who happens to be a recognized authority on beer tasting and renowned judge of beer quality the world over and on at least one other planet. Oh, and he writes a mean page too! Plus he can ski. And sing at the same time!

But he does stop skiing when he writes.

I think.

The rest of the above mentioned news article is here.

*I say hanged by the jewels. Cbol thinks flesh eating bacteria poured into his ear.

We do not have a bet going.