New Geno Facts Uncovered!

The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Geno in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Geno and lives.

Geno doesn't need to eat, sleep, or use the bathroom because his organs are afraid of making him angry.

Geno's calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Geno.

Superman wears Geno pajamas.

Geno sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Geno could strangle you with a cordless phone.

It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was Geno's milk. Then you are so screwed.

Geno was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Geno.

In order to control illegal immigration in the United States, the president installed cardboard cutouts of Geno along the US/Mexico border.

Killing Geno doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry

Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Geno laughs at Superman for having a weakness.

Geno once arm wrestled Superman. The stipulation was the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Geno wasn't born, he was unleashed.

When Google can't find something, it asks Geno for help.

Geno once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

There are no such thing as lesbians, just women who never met Geno.

Geno does not let women on top during sex. Why? Because Geno never screws up.

When you open a can of whoop-ass, Geno jumps out.

When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the Geno signal.

The answer is Geno, the question doesn't matter.