The New Guy Has A Good One

Pete, from the blog Time Well Spent, has a good joke. And all my readers know I love a good joke. Show them, Pete.


Two guys are waiting at the Pearly Gates.
One guy turns to the other and says "So, how did you die?"
"Oh, I froze to death. How 'bout you?"
The other man paused to consider, and said, "Well, it's kind of a long story."
They had all the time in the world, so the freezing victim invited him to go on.
"See, I knew my wife had been cheating on me for some time, so I decided to come home early to surprise her in bed with her lover. Except, when I got there, she was in bed, nude, but alone. I knew he had to be in the house, though, so I searched through all the closets. I ran into the basement and tore it apart, looking for him. I ran back up the stairs, and tore into the attack. When I reached the top of the stairs, I clutched my chest. I couldn't breathe, and I was in pain, and then, all of a sudden, I was here."

The man who froze to death laughed and said, "You know, that's ironic. If you'd have checked the freezer first, we'd both still be alive today."