Shopping Trip

I took a drive to Walmart the other night to pick up some stuff for a trip this weekend. Since I was already going, my wife asked if I could pick up a bottle of bug spray for her while I was there.

After going through and getting everything on my shopping list, I was walking around looking for the bug spray.

When an employee saw me wandering around aimlessly, she came up to me and asked if I needed any help.

I said, "I'm looking to get OFF. I have money."

Needless to say I'm not allowed in that store anymore.