More Little Geno By Sweet

Sweet is on a roll with these great stories about Geno when he was small.


LITTLE GENO ON GETTING OLDER

Little Geno was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.

After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."

Little Geno replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."

The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"

Little Geno answered, "No, he minded his own f-ing business."