What Do You Call...
These are for Carrie, who loves groaners.
* What do you call cheese that isn't yours? - Nacho cheese
* What do you get from a pampered cow? - Spoiled milk
* What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? - Anyone can roast beef.
* What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? - Sanka
* What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? - Quattro Sinko!
* Where do you find a dog with no legs? - Right where you left him
* What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack
* What do you call a young woman with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen
* Why don't blind people skydive? It scares the crap out of the dog.
posted by Tramp at
Friday, September 01, 2006
7 Comments:
What do you call a one legged man in the water?
You call him Bob. What do you call a one legged man in an ass kicking contest?
BUSY?
Oh yeah!
you were right! Ive been married 10 yrs and haven't groaned that much in a LONG time. Let's not tell the spouses about this...ha...and a woman with a wooden leg is called PEG
I never saw that coming.
Of course, it IS Carrie!
!!!
(Carrie and I are pros at this game)
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