Don't Poo Poo This!
And he said, "Let there be Poo". And there was Poo
Sweet has found a cause.
Thanks, Anon.
"A" really has me going on the subject of poo!
Poo is the stuff that jokes are made of. Most commonly found coming, or having just come, from the asses of just about every creature on earth. It generally smells like it just came from your ass. Studies have shown Poo might be related to Farts. This might explain why it smells so awful. "Poo" can be mistaken for chocolate on occasion, especially at Picnics. It is often used as a war weapon by setting it on the doorstep of the rival and lighting it on fire. I have discovered so much information about poo in the last few days. I can't wait to share it with our readers. I got enough material on poo for a couple of weeks, especially if I explore farts.
Sweetxoxoxo
posted by Tramp at
Thursday, October 05, 2006
6 Comments:
Shit Happens! Shit Rocks!
So it's come to this?
And I thought I was a shit slinger!
Let me first say, that if you "Shit Rocks", you may need
a bit more fiber in your diet.
When it comes to shit, I say keep it simple. Thus, "simple shit."
Please share your remaining information on poo. Holding back only causes anal retentive behavior.
Yes, I know exactly what it means. My head is planted up my ass most of the time. I may some day be able to shed some light on why skins from the kernals of corn, peanut fragments and chunks of raw carrots escape
the wrath of the digestive system and emerge no worse for the wear.
You give the impression of dedication to poo.
You talk the talk, but I walk the walk, and that's not easy to do with my head up my ass. I run into stuff and fall down flights of steps.
The only time my 'shit rocks' is when I'm aboard my boat.
I know many simple shits and can't think of a good reason why.
No need to put your head up your ass. The reason is this. Vegetables are complex carbohydrates that are NOT digestable by humans. That's one reason they are beneficial and REQUIRED by us (Atkins was a moron). They function as a cleansing agent by way of fiber. Simple carbs (such as fruit)are also REQUIRED by us for the cellular energy they provide. The human cells have NO OTHER SOURCE OF ENERGY aside from simple carbohydrates. If you fell for the stupidity that is a low carb, no carb or Atkins type diet, YOU ARE HARMING YOURSELF! Carbs are a necessity and requirement for human beings. Without complex carbs, your colon WILL KILL YOU. Without simple carbs, YOUR BLOOD CELLS WEAKEN AND YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM SUFFERS, a condition very similar to AIDS.
Unfortunately, many of us were raised with a belief that sugar is bad for you. That statement is right and wrong. Sugar is good for you and required. Let me explain. People are putting natural sugar and refined sugar in the same group. They are NOT alike. Raw sugar, sugar found in whole fruit and the like do not damage your system, but instead help it by providing the cellular energy that no other food can provide. Moderation is the key. Refined sugar is POISON! Avoid it completely if you value your health. This includes white table sugar, soda pop, candy bars, (here is a tough one) ice cream, cakes, pies and the like. They are all deadly, deadly deadly!
On a side note, granulated table sugar packs a double punch. The human digestive system was never designed to handle a powerful and concentrated form of sugar such as this. It is very harmful to you. Also, sugar is NOT WHITE, it is brown. It is made white for appearances only with BLEACH. No other reason exists for doing that. And some of that bleach remains behind. Would you willingly drink from a bottle of Clorox? It's the same thing, only sweeter.
If you need sugar for coffee, tea or baking, do what I do. Use raw sugar. There are three types available, turbinado, demerara and muscovado. They taste very similar to table sugar with the exception of muscovado, which is made from the juice of the sugar cane and retains quite a bit of the molasses.
There, see.
I've always said that Sweet knows her shit!
Indeed.......
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