The Innocence Of Youth, Sweet Style

This is a story about Sweet when she was just a little young innocent thing.

Sweet's father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly Sweet just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" Sweet asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top?" Sweet asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" little Sweet asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied "No Sweet. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
Sweet, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat.
"Well, we're not having any of that gay shit in our garden." Sweet said.